Good evening everyone! I am your new ECW Reporter, Ivan Wong. Allow me to fascinate you with the ECW “Enlightenment”

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We get a package highlighting last week’s encounter between Jack Swagger and Christian for the ECW Championship. The ECW intro then plays and fireworks go off as Matt Striker and Todd Grisham introduce the viewers to another edition of ECW. We learn here that the main event will be Christian, Tommy Dreamer, and Finlay against Jack Swagger, The Miz, and John Morrison.

A loud pyro goes off and out is RAW’s Kane! He receives a splendid ovation. His opponent however is even more freakier…the Boogeyman!

Match 1: Kane vs. Boogeyman
To start the match, Boogeyman offered Kane some worms. Kane takes it, but immediately drops it and uppercuts Boogeyman. Kane then snapmares the worm-eating creature and dropkicks him right in his face before going to the top rope for the clothesline. Boogey moves out of the way, but catches a big boot right in the face. Boogey rolls to the outside and when Kane tries reaching for him, Boogey chokes him on the ropes. Boogey then goes to the top rope and when he comes down, Kane grabs him by the throat and gives him a chokeslam.

Your Winner: KANE

The six man tag team match is still to come.

COMMERCIAL

A shot of the MITB briefcase is shown suspended above the ring. This next bout is for qualification purposes.

The World’s Strongest Man, Mark Henry, is accompanied to the ring by Tony Atlas.

Santino then comes out with Beth Pheonix and Rosa Mendez. Marella takes a mic. and he mocks Henry’s physique, saying that women prefer his body over Henry’s. Funny Stuff.

Match 2: Mark Henry (w/Tony Atlas) vs. Santino Marella (w/Beth Pheonix & Rosa Mendez)
Santino acts all tough and charges at Henry, but Henry rams into Santino with all his weight. Santino runs to the outside and Henry follows. As Santino gets back in the ring, Henry does too, but he receives a dropkick. The Milan Miracle punches at Henry, but to no avail. Santino then tries a cross body, but falls down upon contact with Henry. Marella tries it again, but this time Henry catches him and delivers the World’s Strongest Slam for the victory.

our Winner: MARK HENRY

COMMERCIAL

Evan Bourne will make his return to ECW soon.

The RAW Recap is shown.

Alicia Fox and DJ Gabriel dance their way to the ring. Following this, Natalya and Tyson Kidd enter the ring.

Match 3: Alicia Foxx (w/DJ Gabriel) vs. Natalya (w/Tyson Kidd)
As soon as the match starts the Canadian diva dominates Foxx with numerous forearm shots followed by a hard bodyslam. Natalya then attempts a few submission maneuvers, but doesn’t get Foxx to tap out. As Natalya lifts Foxx, Foxx strikes Natalya in her stomach and clotheslines her down. Foxx then hits a few more striking shots and attempts a dropkick, but Natalya blocks it and turns it into the Sharpshooter for the win.

Your Winner: Natalya

Following the match, Gabriel checks on Foxx when Tyson Kidd suddenly enters the ring and starts to attack him. Unfortunately, Gabriel is able to fight back and suplex’s him onto the rope and sending Kidd to the outside floor.

John Cena’s movie, 12 Rounds, will be out in theatres’ soon.

COMMERCIAL

Cowboy Bill Watts is the next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame.

The Six Man Tag Match is next! The heel tag team makes their way down to the ring first, followed by Christian, Dreamer, and Finlay.

Match 4: Jack Swagger, Miz, and John Morrison vs. Christian, Tommy Dreamer, and Finlay (w/Hornswoggle)
To start the match, Swagger immediately tags himself out to the Miz, so it will be the Chick Magnet and Dreamer squaring off. Dreamer reversed a clothesline attempt and hit a neckbreaker. He tagged in Finlay who got kicked out of the ring by Miz. Miz went to hit a baseball slide, but Finlay used the apron to catch him and beat on him. Morrison ran over as Finlay got back in the ring. Swagger distracted the ref which led to Hornwoggle entering the ring and hitting a dive onto Morrison and Miz on the floor much to the crowd’s delight.

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Upon returning, Finlay tags in Christian who hits a spinning heel kick on the Miz for a 2 count. He tagged in Dreamer and they hit a drop toe hold into an elbow drop for a two count. Miz made it to the corner and tagged in Morrison. Dreamer hit two power moves on Morrison before getting distracted by Miz and allowing Morrison to kick him in the head. Swagger tagged in and he worked power on Dreamer. Miz tagged himself back in and he worked on Dreamer. He hit his bulldog into the corner for a two count and tagged in Morrison. Morrison worked on Dreamer and tagged in Swagger. Dreamer reversed a whip into a sunset flip for two. Swagger hit a belly to belly for two. Swagger went for a springboard splash, but Dreamer put his feet up. Dreamer got the hot tag to Christian as Morrison tagged in. Christian hit some real innovative move. He dropped a reverse DDT while ducking a clothesline from Miz. He hit a DDT from the second rope and then hit Swagger. Dreamer drug Swagger off the apron. Christian hit the flying headbutt for two. The Miz took out Finlay. Morrison hit a springboard off the second rope, but missed the kick on Christian. When he hit the ropes, Swagger blind tagged him. Christian hit the Kill Switch on Morrison, but Swagger quickly came from behind and connected with the Gut-Wrench Powerbomb! Swagger slowly crawls over Christian and gets the 1, 2, 3.

Your Winners: Jack Swagger, the Miz, and John Morrison.